"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
"Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me."
"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."
"Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed."
"My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not you'll become a philosopher."
--------- Socrates
"The laws of gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love."
-----Albert Einstein
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
--Fred Allen
"Never interrupt me when I'm trying to interrupt you."
---Winston Churchill
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
---Oscar Wilde
"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain."
----Robert Frost
